Oh, she will
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Youd never see her without a comment about your itchy sheets again. Shed also never sleep over again. Could be an even trade off…
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I had the same fall/potentiometer break/full throttle but luckily turned off puck instead because I couldn’t walk. Sorry you had a rough end result.
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Ouch! And thanks
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So some time ago I lured myself with the illusion that building quadcopters was overhall cheaper than building esk8s…
- this is a lie
- I still want to buy every new esk8 gear I see
- I haven’t had time to fix my THREE boards in months (and I’m affraid about the sleeping batteries going out of balance)
- I’m even more broke than before
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Oh boy. Let’s just rip this band-aid off now.
So this might come as news to some of you but sometimes I talk a lot of shit and enjoy beating certain topics to death.
just look at this asshole:
So… I bought a OneWheel.
I’ve earned this beat down, do your worst gents.
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let’s see it man! What kind?
I’ll be keeping this shame to myself thank you very much.
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He needs at least 2km range to get to the closest mcdonalds and back so my guess is he got the XR with an additional charge and ride pack
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What are you gonna do with the wheel once both ends snap off when you first stand on it?
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Look here you string bean of a man-child.
I’ve managed just fine on a Pint I’ll have you know.
Edit: fuck you Alfonso. At least I can go outside, enjoy prison island.
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Make sure you wear a helmet. We don’t want you ending up like this guy
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I know a place you can get an extended range pack for it. Usually you need a hydraulic press for it to fit, but you can just stand on it
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Honestly I’m just kind of hurt you didn’t tag me or tell me…had to find out like this.
I guess I’m really not that big of a deal…
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Are we gonna have to keep doing this Mario?
I thought we already established that the notoriety of being involved in a movie pulling a whopping 20% Rotten Tomatoes score outweighs your YouTube fame. Don’t make me keep bringing this up.
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Not compared to Andrew anyway.
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I’ll have you know, that the major motion picture you’re disparaging features world class talent like Dennis Hopper, John Leguizamo (who deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for laughing in Steven Seagal’s face), and most importantly, me, Mr. Bob Hoskins.
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I was not in fact disparaging Super Mario Bros. (1993) and them’s fightin words for you to even suggest it.
Besides, that has a 28% on RT. 
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eskate bro hug
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