Esk8 confessional

[DerelictRobot]

Oh boy. Let’s just rip this band-aid off now.

So this might come as news to some of you but sometimes I talk a lot of shit and enjoy beating certain topics to death.

just look at this asshole:

@DerelictRobot

I probably don’t want to ride with you because you probably ride a OneWheel and I can’t be seen in public with you people.

@DerelictRobot

Unfortunately this makes me charger-compatible with OneWheelers, which makes me feel dirty

@DerelictRobot

Yeah but my Portland Utopia has been invaded by OneWheelers

@DerelictRobot

It also looks like it puts you on par with OneWheelers & EUCs in terms of looking like a complete nard.

@DerelictRobot

dude we made @MrDrunkenMobster kill a OneWheeler the other night to patch in.

Drive by tridenting

@DerelictRobot

I handed all of them out to the horde of OneWheelers in PDX.

BTW- final event at Carve PDX will be descending upon their group ride armed to the teeth with Silly String like a big retarded pack of wolves

@DerelictRobot

Oh you were on a OneWheel?

Nevermind, he was right.

@DerelictRobot

Just tell me you sacrificed a OneWheel to build this and I’ll be happy.

@DerelictRobot

I kinda want a OneWheel.

So… I bought a OneWheel.

I’ve earned this beat down, do your worst gents.