Esk8 Convention 2022

why did portland comes into my mind :joy: i donā€™t even live in US ffs :yawning_face:

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Yeah, why did Portland come to mindā€¦.

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If you go through the trouble of digging him up, heā€™s all yours.

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Lol fuck :joy: Itā€™s going to be funny watching this joke fly over peopleā€™s heads

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So I guess the question is, do you want to go to a Tercel convention lmao

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Yeah well unfortunately not everyone can make it up there haha

This is only a 4.5hr drive for me - although I do intend to go to CARVE next year

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If the Latvian Contingency can make it, so can you!

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Hell Iā€™m in Florida but I can make it over. I get insane hotel discounts too, if I book in advance. 75 bucks a night for the Waldorf Astoria boiiiiii

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Iā€™m willing to assist as a vendor, humbly buy the smallest booth, take one sample of each of my 38 enclosures, some battery packs, some semicompletes and some of the most popular decks to show fitment and hope to meet in person all those cool guys Iā€™ve been chatting and dealing for the last 4 years without meeting them in person.

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That does sound really cool to see

Ironically Iā€™m almost the same way, Iā€™ve only met a couple people in person

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Mike Beard is a cunt. Thereā€™s a list as long as sin of people heā€™s left out of pocket, from young teens to adults. He doesnā€™t give a flying fuck about esk8 or have an ounce of community inside him. I doubt he could organise a piss up in a brewery either going by the history of his ā€œcompanyā€.

Keep this in mind while you fund his projects.

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We got some really ā€œinterestingā€ confirmed vendors.
Soā€¦ board with chinese kit + some random solarpanels stuck on top with claims that it will charge the board when idle?
Alsoā€¦ is he selling board or just random swags?
I guess likes attractsā€¦

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Oh loooooord.

What is that. Looking through the site is like scrolling on diwhy

That solar panel would probably take like a week to charge the battery to 10%

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they measured the range in hoursā€¦
dont think i saw one helmet on the entire site, but several sets of kneepads?
every board has the feature included of ā€œAccess to slrboard racing eventsā€
every board is out of stock.
only one board clearly states that it even COMES with a solar charger, but all the descriptions are like 7 levels past vague
i cant tell if they have a charge port, or are useless at night
and then theres this


honestly this site is hilarious.

omg they have 20 dollar branded flip flops XD

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What the crap lol

ā€œmembership for concept artā€

That pricing whatever that is sounds like a scam

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without a doubt their best products are these:


but i dont even wanna contribute 40 dollars towards this nonsense.

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Onsra is there as wellā€¦
Maybe momentum (the bad one not the good one) will show up too.
Would fit right in with his 3d printed ULTRA PREMIUM wares

guess frank wonā€™t try to sue them, its technically different thing

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OK ONE LAST THING.
the video at the top of the page, the board has channels mounted on a flat deck. he leans, and it doesnt move. this has to be a joke right?

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He has some wedgesā€¦ 15 degree looks likeā€¦ so it will turnā€¦ very very gentlyā€¦ gotta be safe without helmetsā€¦ needa make sure that limited amount of gray matter doesnā€™t get injured.

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