[WTS] LHB's Mom(s)

#45

Yo mamma so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven .

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#46

Yo mama is so stupid when the judge said, Order! Order!" she said, “Fries and coke, extra salt”

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#47

your momma so dumb she thought free Willy was a porno

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#48

Yo mama is so fat, she broke a 17 ply Trampa deck

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#49

Your momma so dumb she thought a tramp stamp was postage for a hooker

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#50

Your momma so dumb she thought LA fitness was French

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#51

Just the one

Your moms so fat I tried to swerve my car around her in the road and ran out of fuel

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#52

your mama so ugly Bill Cosby threw the roofies away and turned himself in

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#53

Yo mama is so fat on Halloween she threw on a white sheet and went as Antarctica.

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#54

Yo mama got more folds than a hotel towel closet

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#55

Your mom’s so fat, when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her for the new world.

#56

your mama so fat every time she reach for her purse she gets international wire transfer fees

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#57

Yo mama so far that when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Atlantic ocean.

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#58

Is that a two man conversation thread here? You pushed me there. So here we go.
Your momma’s so dumb, that she doesn’t even know, what an esk8 actually is.

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#59

your momma so dumb she thought a ham sandwich was sex with the cast from Mad Men

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#60

Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.

#florida

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#61

your mama is so naive like magical senpai.

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#62

Your mom is going to cure disease cause she’s always folding at home

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#63

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#64

yo mama tried to donate her body to science but they said there ain’t enough science

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