[WTS] LHB's Mom(s)

@Saturn_Corp Did you actually watched it?
Your momma is so horny, that she didn’t that she had an orgasmn.

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Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.

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yo momma got three titties one milk one orange juice and one out of order

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Yo mama jokes are old and overused. Just like yo mama!

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your mama so dumb she thought the liquor store was where the lesbians hang out

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Your mama’s teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe its not butter.

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yo mama so moldy when she took a bath the activist thought it was deforestation

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Your momma is so old when her breast milk comes out it’s powder.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she walked into Walgreens and said, “These walls ain’t green.”

Yo mama went to visit a ranch and got slaughtered by accident

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Yo mama got high school kids crawling up in her folds looking for shrooms

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ever heard of a ass you can set a glass on? Yo mama seats 12

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Yo momma’s so poor that she has to lick people’s fingers when they come out of KFC

Yo momma’s so hairy when she went too the zoo everybody screamed, “Harambe is loose!”

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Your mum is like the sun: big, round, and hard to look at.

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yo mama so freaky and dumb that she got into auto asphyxiation and choked out her car

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Yo mama don’t ride the bus the bus rides her

Yo mama so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an Afro.

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Yo momma such a thief she works for @hyperion1

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