[WTS] LHB's Mom(s)

#24

your momma so crusty betty crocker quit

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#25

your momma so broke she can’t pay attention

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#26

Yo momma’s so fat and old when God said, “Let there be light,” he asked your mother to move out of the way.

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#27

your momma so nasty the devil left Georgia

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#28

Your mom is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn’t find the “CALL” button.

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#29

a horse walked into a bar and the… oh it was your mom

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#30

Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes of The Biggest Loser.

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#31

your momma so fat you have to hug… mark a spot… hug… mark a spot… hug… mark a spot…

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#32

Your mom’s so fat she stuffs her clothes with herself each morning like you do when putting away a sleeping bag.

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#33

Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

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#34

your momma so big if she’d just sit up in bed she’d solve global warming

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#35

Bring your momma to Japan, I hear they legalized whaling again.

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#36

10/10 thread.

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#37

if your momma went to tokyo they’d call godzilla to get her out

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#38

Yo momma so ugly, she had to get you drunk so that she could breastfeed you as a child.

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#39

your momma titties so big she lost three kids under the flaps

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#41

Your Mother is so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion.

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#42

Your mom is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner she lit her pocket on fire and said, “hot pocket.”

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#43

your momma so stanky waste management won’t even give her a ride to work

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#44

your momma so fat your papa had to throw flour on her and go for the dough

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