Not esk8 specifically but people thinking my name is Kale. I have audio proof from @mikEEE that people actually just say it Kale. Y’all never heard the name Kaleb before??? @BillGordon can that be my title
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When you deliver multiple cunt kicks to esk8 thieves, wishes are quickly granted.
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I shall continue to be the vocal white knight of the esk8 community. I know no bounds of my use of the word cunt
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Hi Kale,
how are you? Are your gears properly lubed?
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No lube I like the friction
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You know what else could grind my gears if I had them? My pulleys. They could literally grind my gears. Not figuratively, literally.
How do I get added to the vendor corner? I’d like to introduce my first product, ‘rona rage spur/htd hybrid drives that are the only product that can claim to be as stupid as allllll of this is. Which part? All of it. Guaranteed.
Hello, Chula Vista UPS, when you’re done sounding each other with my pulleys for the last 5 days, I would very much like to use them to be able to pull more than 60% duty cycle.
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My best friend growing up was a ‘Caleb’. I read your handle as, “kale blood low”. It’s cool, both of my handles aren’t pronounceable and I got one embroidered on a patch.
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Im not sure if my handle/username is pronounceable 
Depends on how much you butcher it 
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When contacting a vendor 36hrs (and through every possible medium) before a product ships isn’t enough to get the shipping address changed. >:(
They were on the forums to see 2x of my messages before they even made the label, which I even offered to just pay for a new one. I’m not expecting charity, just not shit communication.
Now I can’t properly test my setup to ensure my neoboxes arent suffering from some kind of UART fuckery within the PayPal protection time limit
reeeeeeeee
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Oh damn back to back today.
I sent my old landyatchtz pintail to some kid on reddit since he snapped the nose of his deck, about a month ago. No reply after he got it… Cool, I guess he’s enjoying it.
I load his user page again today to find that he’s not even using the deck I sent him for free, but instead that out of the TWO NEW DECKS THAT HE BOUGHT, one has delaminated and that he hates the other…
Grinds my gears… But… In a very satisfying way
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I believe I’ve identified the source of your gear grinding.
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You’re not wrong, reddit is annoying…
But so am I 
I hope the kid keeps snapping decks… My sister asked if she could have it not even a week after I sent it too… Would have liked to keep it in the family/not to some rando
But what am I gonna do about it now 
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All my old longboards are chilling with friends from ages ago… Follow up with another random friend from 10 years ago? “Dude, remember that deck?” me- no…? “yeah this comet voodoo(or insert kebbek Ian comishin, fibreflex pintail, DH Race, CLB foamie)” … me- 
thinks to self… now can I ask for it back?
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I’m just trying to get all my NESE modules printed before the hardware arrives, so I’ve been going non-stop. I check on a printer for the first time in a couple hours and I see a blob of plastic and my printers belt snapped. Like wtf esk8, snapped belts are your thing, leave my other hobbies alone…
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Drinking for the fallen 
Tho that’s some serious weak points you got there on the hooks legs, what do you want to build with this part?
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Hahahahaha. I thought it was Kale Bludlow!
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Same here lol. You think you know a person
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