Yep wont fit me either 20 years of mountain biking and skating more like a outfit the Horrors would wear.
Maybe if I spend a month in a wheelchair I could fit them on.
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People thinking I owe them a test ride because they asked some questions and “have ridden longboards before…” I really appreciate their interest in my 2 year creation but I’m not about to let random people steal/crash my board. Especially when they are at work, on the clock. Also, it’s not just because it’s an expensive piece of equipment - it’s freakin’ dangerous!
Like I said I really do appreciate the interest, it makes my day.
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corollary: fuck i forgot the fucking heatshrink tubing again!
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TF they talking about, it carries you to work?
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Crowdfunding a supposedly normal stocked Item and waiting for it 6 months and then discarding it once received and send it to someone else because “HONOR”…
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Racing people in cars and loosing
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How? I have yet to be defeated…thx speed limits for cars 
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Because im on bike paths, but i did i beat a semi truck
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When people walking by make a loud noise to try to startle you off your board.
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Closest I’ve been to being beat was a car tried to keep up to see what speed I was going and he got pulled over for speeding 
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Lmao, this just happened to me the other day. Not even shook about it.
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Are the speed limits by you 10 mph or 5
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The other day within 10 minutes of each other had an old lady scream at me “slow down you idiot” and an old man scream “get outta the way, your too slow”. I was in the bike lane doing the speed limit on both occasions.
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When your doing 25-35mph on a 30mph limited street and some idiot thinks it’s smart to blow past you as close as they can and scream to scare you off your board…
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When some car keeps trying to pass you just because you’re on a skateboard, despite the fact that you’re going over the posted speed limit. Then when they do pass you, you have to pass them because they are too slow… which really infuriates them.
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Yup… and when people drive slow when they are two lanes away cause of you…
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People who look, they see you coming at them at 25mph (40km/h), you make eye contact, then they pull out in front of you, causing you hit emergency brakes and barely avoid a huge accident — and then they act like they aren’t the world’s biggest douche canoe and somehow it was your fault for being born.
Now, often during the eye contact moment when I know they are deciding “Should I go?” I shake my head “No”
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