Yup… and when people drive slow when they are two lanes away cause of you…
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People who look, they see you coming at them at 25mph (40km/h), you make eye contact, then they pull out in front of you, causing you hit emergency brakes and barely avoid a huge accident — and then they act like they aren’t the world’s biggest douche canoe and somehow it was your fault for being born.
Now, often during the eye contact moment when I know they are deciding “Should I go?” I shake my head “No”
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People who you pass because they are slow and then they try to hit you from behind…
Also, when you pull over to check something and someone pulls up and tells you to get off the road…
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I hate it when boxes come out of no where and knock me down. Happens too often
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What I dont understand is why cars get so pissed of at you for riding a skateboard and not a bike who is going like 5 times slower than you. Cars wont pull out in font of them either but a skateboard yep.
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Sometimes I feel a sudden, unexplained urge to punch them at speed.
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Punching things and people at speed is the only way to do it.
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I swear to god, if you didn’t have such an awesome title already…
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Dogs jumping at my board.
And squirrels. They look you in the eye while you wonder if they’re just going to throw themselves under your board.
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FTFY
When the bike lane turns into illegal parking and merging lanes
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Easy, soldering…
Forgetting to slide the heat shrink on before soldering or…
Forgetting to slide the xt60 collars on the wires before starting to solder 
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dude I hope you have stopped punching stuff at speed 
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Suicidal squirrels are no joke. It’s like some weird game of chicken they enjoy playing…
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Hate it, they see me going fast, they speed up to pass me and cut me off just so they can take their time entering a parking lot.
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Chinchillas jumping at my board
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F##king snakes I usually do a beach side ride and the north part you often see snake on the foot path sunning themselves you dont want to hit them as some of them are lethal. 
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Freaking Australia, no wonder you guys are fewer than the kangaroos.
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yep everything here is out to kill you…even cuddly koalas
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When you spend hundreds of dollars for a product from a vendor and then you find out that after several months there is no product but then he keeps making promises and assures you he’ll ship it out the following day except he hasn’t messaged back for 2 more weeks and he’s disappeared off the face of the planet
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