The Untruths of ESK8

@glyphiks knows this

it’s impossible to ride an esk8 without shoes

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Shoe too small!

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You could have let the 87 times I’ve had to do that sit dormant in my long term memory but you deliberately chose not to

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as long as none are on the balls

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“I really shouldn’t buy this…”

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Don’t make me come over there!

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“Dual receivers instead of canbus is a good idea”

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Raf has enough boards

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“it’ll be fine without loctite”

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“I promise babe this will be my last build”

And “it only cost 25$”

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It certainly did. (not really)

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why do I get the feeling I’m going to be up all night answering flags…

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riding naked is legal in most states.

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:joy::gun::skull_and_crossbones:

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Riding barefoot is illegal in most states but that doesn’t stop you, either.

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@longhairedboy is not our babysitter

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We only have 2.5 left.

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@longhairedboy is not @jamie 's father”

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“xsynatic is a bully”

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