"the crab raccoon" - The fastest mtb in existence.

Evwan · October 28, 2021, 2:32am

this is my submission for build of the year. it’s the fastest board to exist. even faster than @b264 's bigfoot.

This build is inspired by my first ever esk8 exactly 1 year ago on October 30th, 2020.

Original board 1 year ago

The original board was a 22" pennyboard deck, dual 70mm hubs, lingyi esc, and an mboards 6s2p battery, but I’ve made the build even ~~better~~ worse

EXCLUSIVE PICTURES OF THE FASTEST BOARD IN THE WORLD

Specs:
Deck: 22" Pennyboard deck
Enclosures are for pussies. scotch brand long lasting packing tape is the best clearly
Battery: 10s1p 30q (won’t expose the builder because he should have no involvement with this disaster)
Esc: focbox single
Antispark: Mboards antispark i got for like 5 bux lol
front truck: random aliexpress garbage
rear truck: also random aliexpress garbage
motor: 65mm hub motor that sounds like radio static
remote: HOYT PUCK
Charge port: none

ride footage

credit @Kai for the name

b264 · October 28, 2021, 2:34am

No charge port?

How will you know when to turn off the treadmill?

Evwan · October 28, 2021, 2:34am

when i smell smoke

Evwan · October 28, 2021, 2:35am

Taraskasyanyuk · October 28, 2021, 2:36am

If you don’t win BOTY, @longhairedboy might as well just shut down this forum.

Evwan · October 28, 2021, 2:36am

thats what im sayin

Kai · October 28, 2021, 2:37am

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Evwan · October 28, 2021, 2:39am

i forgot to mention each wheel has different bearings. one has zealous, one has bones reds, and the other one has china bearings that will likely explode. lets call it… a feature

Kai · October 28, 2021, 2:41am

Im gonna ignore that cuz it feels like a personal assault. Rancoon or whatevers got my worthless vote. Im out for real now. XD

TheBoardGarage · October 28, 2021, 3:02am

Crab racoon.

I’m dead.

Linny · October 28, 2021, 3:04am

bruh

J0ker · October 28, 2021, 4:31am

This is like those people that buy expensive ass rims for their dilapidated ride lol. Good show!

Evwan · October 28, 2021, 4:32am

3rd person to mention the puck lol

iNoLikeFlexyDecks · October 28, 2021, 3:27pm

I have a pair of Hubs like that

Max Amps without smoke???

Evwan · October 28, 2021, 3:42pm

5 probably. 20 and smoke.

jack.luis · October 28, 2021, 4:29pm

Yeah after reading this thread I’ve lost all hope of winning

Evwan · October 28, 2021, 4:42pm

L bozo. That builder of the year title is mine

iNoLikeFlexyDecks · October 28, 2021, 5:22pm

Show me smoke

ShutterShock · October 28, 2021, 5:38pm

I hope not, that would be a mockery of the title

hypocist · February 2, 2022, 6:38am

this reminds me of sth