The Untruths of ESK8

Thread says untruths

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“the robot is derelict.”
“kai is knowledgeable.”
“hub motors dont suck.”
“evolve is a wonderful company.”
“bill gordon is a real person.”

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Ftfy

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bill gordon TAKES political prisoners, and thats a fact.

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People’s undergarments aren’t sentient.

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@glyphiks wears sneakers.

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@glyphiks is from New Zealand :new_zealand:

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“Aliens from other planets doesn’t exist”

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@UFOskada is actually an alien, you can tell cause his pale Norwegian skin matches the outer worlds beings palette

( I like lutefisk but fuck lefsa)

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“Glyphiks” is a better name than “Surfer of Dirt”.

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Yes, but the mom jeans no longer do.

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Hub drives require no maintenance.

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Tbdd axles are unbendable

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@bboybowzer is a shitcunt

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diversity however :thinking:

Which…is true

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We definitely don’t have upgraditis.

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“this is for sure the last thing i need for my board!”

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I’m happy with the state of my board.

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