Im currently having flatathon,its like Toyotathon with less Toyotas and more esk8 flats. Im trying for a “round the world” of flat tires . Incidentaly Hollywoold led me to believe if i ever hired a hooker "round the world "would be a menu item,much like quick sand this was another Hollywood let down for young Jason.
I have had snake bite flats(2 holes from the rim,cooke cutter flats(valve stem base punched a hole in far tube wall,and tore stem out ) I had just the valve stem tear out, and several small mystery holes i interpret as “hey fuck you buddy!”
But the tires dont dump me on my ass when they blow,the pavement is smooth,the cars are too afraid of the road to exceed 25 MPH and im pretending like my only priority is riding this stupid toy. Life is good.
How many miliceverts am I getting sitting this close to ye olde containment vesel? The pealing paint bugs me. There are 2 domes from certain vantage points it looks like the trees have tits. HOWEVER, if you’re in just the right spot the cooling tower ruins it and the tits turn into balls
So hypothetical situation,your remote decides to lock on 100% throttle, you are out of straight road in 1 minute,lets say that you are at YOUR current boards top speed, what is your exit strategy?
this,here is usualy my go to,or it there is a loose gravel or leafy shoulder,i would kick the back around to my right and attempt to slide on my ass feet first,because im wearing a leather 1 peice suit.
This gif seems oddly apporoiate
this actually happened last month. i slide the rear of my emtb so i’m sliding sideways. it took out a trampa hub but better then barreling down hill into traffic
I need a Bat grappling hook gun with retractable cable spool, I’ll make some 9g turns for effect with the cable on lamp posts &then reel myself to a stop
A week after my crash, the bruising is fading. Pads transferred all the force in a uniform manner to my whole shin,the entire bone is bruised as well but no breaks so I’m happy.
I’ll talk about the crash in a bit once I give time to evaluate what happened exactly.
Always dress to crash at your top speed
tastes funny
