I’ll stick with it then
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i’ve learned that when you pay $5 for head, they’ll tell all your coworkers about it
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I wear a giant magnum condom lined with tin foil as a helmet… I don’t want the aliens to steal my thought waves and make a race of super-smart beings…
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Mhm. Seems logical to me.
I don’t have time for a k00k story tonight… but remind me later sometime about the time in a whorehouse deep in the Mexican frontier I proffered to the local talent for 1/2 of a blow job…
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I’m just gonna leave this here to explain the blowjob economics system so one can further understand ‘1/2 a blowjob’
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jew are totally on the wrong track $5 helmet guy
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I am not a Jew.
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why the $5 helmet?
I slur when I drink
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I happen to be a adolescent without a sustainable form of income.
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I can not rationalize a 300$ helmet.
you are articulate and spell well, may I suggest a paper route?
as for me… I’d never consider a $300 helmet… I’m much to purdy for that cheap ass shit…
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TSGs. TSGs everywhere…
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Let us check about and get you something affordable or even free, measure your brain cage around the circumstance and post the size you need up.
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excellent suggestion Alan… I get fucktons of helmets every-year… I’ll send him a Vemar moto-helmet for freebees if he’ll wear it… it aint no TSG they’re full race moto helmets… I’ll even throw in free pads if he is a medium…
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Attaboy kookie-baby. Sharpie written personal msg as well.
You’re young, you’re dumb, live another day to pull yer plum
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faaak if he’s of the persuasion… I’ll tea-bag it… 
he has to promise he’ll wear it… else I’ll give it to a deserving mexican kid that will wear it and be stoked… like I do every few months
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You’re a good man 
don’t worry we won’t tell anyone
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confession…
I’ll clean my desk tomorrow…
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