Boardnamics Sealed Belt Drive

[torqueboards]

@Kellag Last I checked there was no such animal ever before.

[Kellag]

I think @longhairedboy said there was torque gnomes

[longhairedboy]

and a top end of what… 13mph?

[Brenternet]

If there was you’d be trying to sell it bud

[Kellag]

And he’d try to put a logo on it

[longhairedboy]

why not? we already know FedEx will ship them. They shipped Michael Jackson’s giraffe.

[Kellag]

Pff we can’t be caged silly

[Brenternet]

Damon wtf you on about blud. Do you even lift?

[longhairedboy]

@Brenternet

Do you even lift?

i was able to lift your mom out of the dumpster.

[b264]

@longhairedboy

and a top end of what… 13mph?

Doesn’t matter, as long as I can go zero to full speed in less than four nanoseconds

[longhairedboy]

@b264

as long as I can go zero to full speed in less than four nanoseconds

Now that’s a goal i can appreciate.

[Brenternet]

@longhairedboy

i was able to lift your mom out of the dumpster

Was she in there looking for a battery you built?

[Kellag]

Rare image of the torque animal

[b264]

after metamorphosis

[tipsy]

Another thread turned into a dumpster fire

[longhairedboy]

@Brenternet

Was she in there looking for a battery you built?

she was chasing down the food stamps i threw away

[Brenternet]

@longhairedboy

she was chasing down the food stamps i threw awa

Business that bad?

[longhairedboy]

@Brenternet

Business that bad?

must be. haven’t seen any total strangers pulling up to her curb lately

[Brenternet]

I concede, it’s midnight here and contrary to popular belief I am actually an adult with responsibilities.

[longhairedboy]

Sweet dreams, beautiful man.