Here’s a video tutorial of how to skate downhill by sharts:
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You’re forgetting graphs though.
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Exhaust burn marks would look sexy she says
Nothing like shiny discoloured skin to get her fire started apparently.
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No dude, too simplistic, needs animation and formulas and shit, preferably accompanied by physics textbook excerpts.
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Women shouldn’t be journalists unless they are sitting behind the desk on camera on a major network news station, she should leave it to the professional and women who I would let kick my ass.
Oh wait, it’s ok for her opinion and point of view but not mine?
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stalker
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See? No adults here (obviously including you).
How’s that esk8 build coming along?
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Looks like twizzler is questioning this as well in their new commercials.
“Am I too old to skateboard”
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twizzler commercial is so late 2019
It’s not even relevant anymore
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Maybe she’s moonlighting or sleeping with the girl at Twizzlers marketing?
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My question is rather, am I young enough not to give up (or old enough not to give a fuck)? Pretty sure I’ve got the answer for that.
I’m riding until I physically can’t anymore, and then I’m building myself a robot suit so I can continue riding.
Fuck political correctness and being one of the sheeple.
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when I can’t esk8 anymore I’ll fabricate an e-zorb and run over nasty bitches like that lezzie…
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Us riding vehicles that already get the equivalent efficiency of 1,000mpg+ already gives the finger to society.
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I bet she’s the kind of idiot who lets her purse take up an enitre seat on the bus.
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This has to be a joke. Nobody can be this idiotic. “It’s unnatural Humans weren’t born with wheels for feet for a reason.” This is the dumbest thing next to " Imagine [manspreading], but tripled when arms are extended for balance. That’s just unnecessary." So she is saying wheels in all forms should exist. If longboarder are the worst kind of skateboarders then I’m curious what she thinks of esk8. This is the point of these articles to enrage and get clicks to generate ad revenue.
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