Maria Sherman can fuck the fuck off!
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Most of us don’t skateboard…
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That was in my Google feed yesterday.
I don’t quite understand how anyone can read that
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The fuck???
She and people like her are one of the reasons I’m drawn to esk8…
I bet her vagina is icy like a frost cone but tastes like a rat chutney, and smells of granny’s cheese and burnt hair!
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This is just disappointing…they don’t even have any justifiable reasoning, like has anyone here actually ‘side swiped’ anyone? What the fuck even is that?
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My mental image is when you pass by a lady and roll so close because of surrounding obstacle that you just barely touch her with your frontal area. Could be wrong tho
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Yep I shouldnt have read it, an ill informed one sided view from someone with an agenda. I was mad that this is touted as journalism.
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why’s everyone so offended? she she’s only saying adult men who are amateurs shouldn’t
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With great quotes like:
" I don’t need to be threatened by unwanted contact more so than I already am, and at a higher velocity—that shit is frightening."
" Imagine manspreading, but tripled when arms are extended for balance. That’s just unnecessary."
" For whatever reason, skateboarding has been treated like a cool, counter-cultural exercise when it is really just sports."
“For example: obtain a burn from a motorcycle after accidentally touching the exhaust pipe. That’s objectively interesting, and it would probably leave a sexy scar.”
" Get into adult stuff. […] Like, have you ever hiked? Go for a damn hike. Learn to cook. I’ve heard good things about [Alison Roman]."
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Because most of them never skated before esk8. Also, this is not the kind of publicity we need
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So just about everyone of this fourm…
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i’m pretty sure no one wants to share a road or path with amateurs regardless of gender
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So you going to stop skateboarding?
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That’s a k00k original sk8 trick!
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nah i can ride downhill without brakes
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Then, You say sorry while looking into her eyes smiling… 
Never ever did that happen.
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Cool story. So can I.
But you’re not a professional. So you shouldn’t skateboard as an adult remember.
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I think this was supposed to be posted on the Onion, in the loudmouth twat section.
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I can too actually. And if there is no turn at the bottom of the hill I don’t even have to bail.
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