Apparently adult men shouldnt skateboard

This thread is very similar to one on the old forum about a similar online article equally as ignorant

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Read the damn article. That isn’t what she is using as her definition as a amateur. She said unless you are a pto like tony hawk no adult man should skateboard.

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Was this video supposed to impress anyone?

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she clearly got herp from a skater boi and is filled with resentment

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Maybe her dad skates and she thinks he’s totally uncool.

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I hate dads. With their stupid dad jeans and dad bods

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Thanks. That’s me. Right in the feels.

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You should be ashamed. Manspreading your evil man-seed on your child-board with wheels

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humans like Maria Sherman is why we need more machine written journalism. An Artificial Intelligence will never head to jezebel and post shit when they’re skate boyfriend just dumped them to spend more quality time with his new eBoard :stuck_out_tongue:

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She hasn’t met the right guy on a board yet that’s all. One of u should do her that service.

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It’s an emoji-murderboard!!! :blush::sunglasses::face_with_symbols_over_mouth::poop::facepunch:t2:

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according to my GF women read jezebel and agree with the journalist

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The sheeple women do.

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well I guess she likes man children then :man_shrugging:

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she know’s i’m pro

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Aww shucks. Wish I were pro. Someday…
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Love
-Manchild

she makes fun of me by saying ā€œi’m on the forum! i’m on the forum!ā€

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she wasnt born hardwired to the interwebs either, still she’s there spouting nonsense…

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i predict this thread leads to the end of esk8 like hubs lead to the end of enertion

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Geez, you are good at winning friends.

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