What grinds your esk8 gears?

Just don’t lose that spectacular “win a prize” promotion.

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I love spinning the wheel🥰

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Never done it once. Makes me want to kill newborn kittens. Well, more newborn kittens than usual.

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Dead kittens is one of the prizes actually

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Slick revolution

Second board after a boosted. Kickstartered theit flex 1.0 board. Shipped 7 months late. Brakes is a death trap. Batttery pack died after 30 charges. Both me and my gf have eaten the ground due to random brake bug. Dont get me started on rough stuff wheels.

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Wait there are people who would be happy to receive dead kittens? How about puppies?

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I’d love a bouquet of dead kittens!

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Brass inserts. Damn them all to hell

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I thought dex got rid of that ages ago and was so upset.

Nope, turns out it doesn’t load on Opera browser. Whenever I buy from tb I use chrome now lol.

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self-empowered people

militant gays and caustic dykes

$4.00 a gallon regular gas

instant coffee

women with hairy armpits

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How about the equivalent of 4.60/gallon here?
(1.219/l)

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people who use debit cards for a $0.89 sodas

ABEC clones

Mike Beard

flat tires

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yeah but you Canoodlians will rule the world when we suck the Saudi’s dry of their oil, and tar sand is economical… but little do you guys know… were playing the long game and the fossil fuels your sitting on will go the way of 8-track tapes

we got 'lectric shit!

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@kook My argument only needs 2 words…

Hydro-Quebec

(Were also in the group of world leaders with electricity :kissing_heart:)

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kewl story bro…

canoodlia is 'merikas hat!

Mexico is 'mericas underware and California is the butthole

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My ride gets infinity miles/kilometers per gallon/liter

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bums outside the 7-11 who pause from perving porn on their newest edition Iphone to ask me for spare change

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Well not esk8 related but i have a Job interview in an hour and i’m nervous as fuck.

EDIT: Also i’m 1 hour early because the public transportation sucks and it’s cold as heck.

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Well I don’t know what is the saying in this situation. Let’s go with Break a leg.

While you wait, what’s your field?

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