You guys were all busy standing around drooling in line to jerk off Chris & Dave like a bunch of preteens outside a One Direction concert.
So I can understand why you were distracted.
But yeah, get the fuck outa the road. We had racers using it as runway.
PS: I <3 You
Hahah. Fuck yeah. It all makes sense now. I remember. Youâre an asshole btw. Let us teenagers have some fun meeting our childhood heroes. Fuck. I got to test ride n take Moe stoogeâs board to 40mph going uphill that day. Shit was insane haha.
Well. Good to meet you bro 
Oh donât I know it.
Donât worry, I made sure to relentlessly make fun of Dave for it on the way back.
âOh thatâs adorable, youâve got a fan clubâ
Not the kid. He was high that day
I like your facial hair in that picture.
Very Fred Durst. Youâd fit in well with @Psychotillerâs crew
Pew pew Dave
Hahah. Hate hate hate
This is how I flirt okay.
Just deal with me
Haha. Well. Hello then 
We good manâ¤ď¸
Thatâs why I love the community. Cuz you guys keep me busy.
I have to say. Sometimes itâs hard to keep up with yâall haha
Sell me your lakaly
I didnât say I was easy you twat
Pff. It doesnât hurt to try 
Selling your bowflex I see How you gonna work out from now on huh??
Dude Dave has kids heâs trying to feed right now you brute.
PS: So long as your mom likes bottom, I can skip arm day anyway.
Haha. Well. Thatâs an interesting thing to know about my mom. Good shit man
Sheâs probably a nice lady, Iâm sorry. Iâm not sure why Iâm like this.
@Kellagâs mother on the other hand. Man.
Iâm surprised her credit cards still work tho
We kept them on for all her partners to use
Please donât let the IRS find out you little snitch
Edit: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK. MY TITLE
Haha. Indeed she is. Itâs all good man. I know how to take a joke. Just be ready for it cuz Iâll be cumming for you
