Recently, I had this exchange with my wife:
Her: Why do you have so many skateboards?
Me: Why do you have so many handbags?
A moment of silence, a slight nod, and done.
Anyone else have experiences with the better half to share?
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My wife asked me “why do you need so many electric skateboards?”. My reply, “who said anything about need?”. 
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My wife walked in on my trying to teach my 18 month old daughter how to slut drop and I’m in trouble (it’s not the first time).
Fuck me for not wanting my daughter to be the only girl in da club who can’t slam her donk down right?
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I think this thread is about esk8 and significant others, but ok you do you. 
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I think she pretends she can’t see €10k in esk8 goods lying about every time she walks in the office
That’s love of sorts, I can put up with a lot of femshit just for that
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this.
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Every few weeks my wife asks “how much has your board cost now?” - genuine enquiry, not fishing.
My canned response is about 800, parts rolling in every week 
There’s enough stuff here now to build 3 boards
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fixed that for you
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Whenever my wife says you have… or why do you… I always think of what a guy I used to work told me when his wife would nag him and that is to look her right in the eyes and say “ this marriage is a failure” then you pause and smile because at this point you will be fighting back the laughter
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Nobody messes with Brian’s hobbies cough I mean vehicle maintenance coursework
N.o.b.o.d.y
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Slutdrop, sniff great dadding right there
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You should see me slam this tonk down to destiny’s child. It’s fucking nuclear.
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My wife’s “esk8” is bath bombs and scented waxes.
She made a hilarious point when comparing our hobbies:
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My hobby is useful and I have something at the end of it.
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Her hobby burns up or goes down the drain
I mentioned it elsewhere but I’m so excited I’m gonna post it again. My wife tried my board for the first time ever the other day. She just took one lap down the street and back. She came back and said “uhhhh I love it” and further suggested she just use that board and I build another 
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I got my wife to wakeboard a couple of times with me, she liked it too. She went around the garden a few times last summer on the ATB
Convert the heathens
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I plead the fifth.
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my woman is perfect.
me: “im inviting half of florida over saturday to drink in the garage, raise hell and thrash the neighborhood”
her: “have fun sweety.”
me: “i just got knocked over by a car so i punched their fucking hood.”
her: “get 'em, Cookie!”
me: “i have to ride a unicycle to work all week because my car is smashed.”
her: “don’t die, sweety.”
and then one time i fell and hurt my foot and got a blow job.
I’ve had boards catch on fire and i’ve had boards get swallowed by storm drains. So much in common!
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Did it help with the foot pain?
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for a minute or two, yeah. lol
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Most people just call them “girls”. The other adjectives are implied.
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Man that’s tough 