It’s so tempting to go home and tell my kids know you’re almost adults. I taught you how to cook. Here’s the ingredients there’s a recipe I’m going skating. I’ll be back in an hour. Unfortunately they’re in my priority not skating.
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I try to spoil them with food because their mother can’t cook for shit despite me trying to teach her. I’m a good cook. I learned a long time ago if I didn’t cook for myself, no one was going to.
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Who dat?
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I didn’t want you to find out this way I’ve been cheating on you with another battery person
It’s not me it’s you
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When you stole my dogs, lunch money really hurt my feelings
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Dam it this has gota stop I’m sitting in traffic, and I’m laughing my ass off at my own stupid jokes
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What’s more I moved them into your old house in Oakland they’re 14 miles away from me
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This whole topic reminds me of the time I knew I was getting catfished on a dating site by a Russian scammer but I just got divorced and I was bored so I kept up the whole charade for like I don’t know 25 days I thought it was hilarious (it helped with crushing depression)wasting their time ,pretending to fall increasingly and love and assure hem that I was sending them the money for them to get a passport I just never sent the money, but i sent sappy love letters
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Which mod do I call to get rid of all this off-topic shit
Plus you have the tow rope, it’s a bonding experience
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I’m a responsible older gentleman 
in fact i have my slippers on coking dinner for my children while i dote on them , im rather grand fatherly, not the hooligan type to abuse a skate board
One of us is about to be 50, one of us is about to be 15. If you have kids enjoy them while you can pick them up, soon they will pick you up
Having kids is the best thing I have ever done with my time.
For reference I’m just shy of 6’2”
EDIT DAM HE LOOKS LIKE ME,HANDSOME DEVIL(must piss my ex off )
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I AM STOKED! I was able to message Kman the maker of the Zmote. On Etsy the trigger remote is not avalable,i looked around and there doesnt seem to be a good trigger remote, i got excited when Bioboards had one but skyart said they are crap(good enough for me)Kman got back to me at 1am and i was able to purchase one for my new board and a spare for “Underfoot” I call my board that after my first dog. Now at 3 when presented with a dog and told to name it,of corse i said “earphones eyeballs” wich i STILL think is a sweet name,somehow he became underfoot. The dog was always 2 thigs,FAST and UNDERFOOT, so it seemed approiate, now that i have 2 working boards a name is usefull.
EDIT: 
i wake up,in time for sunrise ride, and its wet outside!!! WHERE IS MY CALIFORNIA DROUGHT DAMIT!! Im taking my kids on a mine tour,bythe time its dry ill be hundreds of feet below ground (darthvader voice)NOOOOOO!!!
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Yeah hoping it dries up quick heard it raining last night. Rain came outta no where in the forecast, sad.
Slight correction, it is not a bioboards remote 
they retail the APS trigger, I got one laying around, but in order for you to use it we gonna have to get you some surgery to shrink the size of your hand to about the size of an anorexic 15 year olds.
YEAH and i have caveman hands ,im so much happier with the Zmote
I do have to admit the remote with the TB40 is the best shaped thumb remote ive used(though i havent USED it) the puck DOESNT IMPRESS ME, part is i use hillbilly wrist/glove combos so its hard to hold the puck, but i also didnt like the thumb wheel and its responce
Opinions wanted, I’ll then ignore them and make a poor choice. I have a new board . I’m going to do 1 central sticker with clear grip tape or frit. These are the finals
I know my taste is questionable or I would not spend so much time here