Came for the banishing, staying for the faeces
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Well, yeah.
But then he goes and uploads a profile pic like 
this and all is forgiven 
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How could you be mad at this hot chick
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Hottest chick these internet crevices will ever see, anyway
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The only one, if you will
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Now guys and gals and nb pals, we all gotta be on the lookout to make sure we dont miss another āross_forpā flying under the radar for the next three years 
If you know you know.
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GenX ages like vampires. Probably all the preservatives from froot loops and Kraft individually wrapped cheese food product.
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@tihs.hcet?
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What is even happening rn? Are you flirting with me?
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While youāre here, I guess itās a good a time as any for me to own my past shitcuntery when it comes to Damon Drama
I apologise for my mean girl mannerisms and for being inflammatory for no good reason, i know better and iāve been childish in my interactions with you.
Sorry for being a jerk Damon.
I would totally understand if you were to change my title from Esk8 Karen to Mean Girl.
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I appreciate that. Consider it water under the bridge, or street under the board, or beer in the toilet. Idfk but Iām good so weāre good.
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To confirm the truth, Matt was banned by the entire admin of Vancouver ESK8, and once again, we do not host group rides that you need to pay for. The paying for raffle tickets is optional and all the money gets donated to charity. I know Matt is banned but I want to make sure I address this for newcomers who may see these posts. Thank god this piece of shit is banned finally banned from this forum. His own mom probably doesnāt like him. lol
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While weāre confessing things, as a neurodivergent I tend to over complicate decisions concerning other neurodivergents when they do bad things repeatedly because my empathy is always at 11 which is probably why I gave that fukwit so many chances.
I told Andrew this half joking but it was kind of real to me. I considered for about a half minute that his transphobia was similar to the way some of us donāt like our food touching on the plate. Heās bi, which is binary. Trans people could be considered similar to having your peas all mixed in with your mashed potatoes on your plate. All those delicious parts in one bite? Total over stim leading to meltdown.
Then I came to my senses, because peas in potatoes donāt ruin other peopleās lives. Just yours, but only if you really hate peas. Everyone loves potatoes.
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I want everyone to love me, i aspire to potato
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I think the saddest part is heās missing out on the deliciousness that is mixing peas and potatoes.
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And now every time I bake a potato or go through the McDonaldās drive through for those amazing sugar salt fries Iām going to think of you.
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Gotta have a bananaā¦ for scale
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Not sure if someone responded but we would only see the light from Sol(our sun) for minutes. Other Stars would at a minimum be seen for ~59 years due to the distances between us and our nearest neighbor.
Sorry, i forgot Ben.
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