Ostriches: Will you fuck it or will it fuck you? Stay tuned to find out

Also Jesus the ever changing title lol

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And I think we’ve been doing this on builders too lmao

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It’s a new day. New news to go along with it

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I think in some states, it’s legal as long as the animal is ok with it?? Dont quote me, California says No to it all… Let us not forget what happened to Mr. Hands :nauseated_face::face_vomiting:

Edit:In case you don’t know, Mr Hands got fucked to death by a horse

I had to look it up. It’s like 5 states its legal. About 25 it’s a felony.

In Lee County, it’s illegal to sell peanuts after sundown on Wednesdays @mmaner you’ve got the weirdest ones :kissing_heart:

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Hey Mike I’d agree, bashing on a Vendor in their sales thread where a safety concern isn’t the problem is bad form, but let’s be fairly clear the price is about the same as something really top-drawer.

I do remember there was some free ones sneaked ou to a bunch of people, I don’t think I name-checked you directly or implied that you did, but I have to admit I’m surprised you weren’t one of the pre-indiegodamago ā€˜testers’ or disrupters/influencers, whateveritscalled

Basically like my man Kellag I don’t like the esk8 bros getting farmed.
I know this is one of those things we won’t agree to agree on.

Where’s my man @dirt_bag ? it’s getting hot here :hot_face::smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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I don’t recall any free hoodies sent out, however there was a pre-indiegogo group buy where they were heavily discounted but also were the ones before they made some alterations.

They weren’t free

I’ll bite, $?

I didn’t think you were, I was just being clear to other readers that I was not. I am not aware of any free ones being sent out, but that was a while ago.

No brother, we do. Just not in the vendor’s sales thread. If that is allowed to happen everytime a vendor tries to sell something, some guy that bought one and used a torch to make it fit, broke the crap out of it, then got pissed because they couldn’t get a free replacement will be in there raising hell. I’ve seen it happen a million times.

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It was legal in Florida until 2011 when a rash of high profile cases emerged, one involved a goat being choked to death, another involved a blind man seducing his guide dog, which … I mean if you work long enough with somebody …

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They were discounted but we were asked not to share final prices.
Basically same as pre order inigogo

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Alas, the ol mermaid law claims another soul

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Hypothetically speaking, how many guys do you think it’d take to fuck an Ostrich?

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I don’t think you could have asked a more qualified person for that question.

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Shit at least three, and a tranq gun. Maybe even better give Usain Bolt the gun and just use the other two to bag it.

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Allegedly.

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Damn degens from up north

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Gotdammmmm :slight_smile:

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