Ostriches: Will you fuck it or will it fuck you? Stay tuned to find out

:woman_shrugging: not too long ago it was ok to fuck your cat but two dudes getting married was off limits.

Going in the right direction?

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Its a felony in most states. Even the porn in illegal in my state. How the fuck it’s anything but is beyond me.
I really hate this country.

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Your women only gained suffrage within a year of ours. We’re making progress.

Keep forgetting you’re not British. Just pretend you are.

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My people banned smoking and separated races before it was cool though

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My South African knowledge ended after learning about the boer wars. Time for round 2 I guess.

Ps that’s real cool

I can’t wait lol

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It’s a weird place, so progressive in many ways where policy comes into play but also obviously deeply divided

The way I see it, the dog must be at least 80lbs and a willing participant.

Anything less is just cruel.

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Honestly was expecting Alabama to be one of the legal states.

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I expect that you won’t be able to fuck a dog that big if it is unwilling.

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:rofl::joy::rofl::joy::rofl::joy::rofl:

You are one well prepared fella.

How the hell!!!

You suggest to drug the dog like it was normal.

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Only if the dog is your cousin. Roll tide

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Most my life

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Curious tho, how calm does it get? Like does it sleep and you feel like you could gently and humanly euthanize it?

It’s pretty easy to get guns here

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Yeah well not here and I don’t really want to clean up my garage after blowing it’s brain out.

I fuckin hate you :slight_smile:

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Ohh I get it now lol it is a jab at Alabama. :joy:

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Pretty sure the dog is fucking Tim🧐

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