@moon after you give back the prototypes. Lol JUS KIDDING! 
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Ouch. Sizzle.
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Are kinder surprises still banned in the US? I canāt remember.
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I believe so
at that point, I would say ākeep itā
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Anyone that has taken a free ātestā jacket off LR has zero right to give Kellag any shit, his argument holds a lot of water.
There is still profit-a-plenty to be made out of $30 crash insurance + 50% RRP, you know that right?
You may be their bought Influencers, but donāt be their bitches /pfffff
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Mine actually doesnāt even work, and never has. It arrived defective. I just donāt care enough to put a claim in for it, especially since I never ordered it 
I do have one of these though that I occasionally use.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B071JBX9MN/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
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Ok, we have a pic.
This mob needs an appropriate verdict
I need closureā¦
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/3533189f-bd6b-4a12-8035-d3ba0084cf20
You have a rape whistle? Fuck me Brian, where do you live bro?
Occasional rape? Those fucking cowboys kick back sometimes. You knew the risks
@magharees bushmills?
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Iād go to another forum and tell them about this one.
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i paid full price, so yeah.
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Are you a lazy rolling bitch Mike?
I just wanted to say lazy rolling bitch. Who am I hurting?
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I guess I am, I wear mine all the time. Even bought a second one for a friend. Itās saved my ass so many times I canāt even guess.
@magharees Just so we are clear, there was never an issue with @Kellag posting a link to a cheaper version, the issue was that it was posted in the Lazy Rolling sales thread, its just kinda rude so I called him on it. Shit ensued. All good, and in fun. The fact that people got pissy about it, guess thatās a personal issue.
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I have an enertion rape whistle thatās a piece of shit and doesnāt even work, and I didnāt order it. I certainly donāt use it. Want it? Pay postage.
But I have a regular whistle so if my girlfriend comes home from work and the streets are all closed for a parade or race or sporting event or some shit, I can put the high-vis vest on, grab a whistle, skate to an intersection where sheās trapped, then stand in the intersection and direct traffic so that everyone lets her through. You donāt have to be a cop. If youāre in the intersection in high-visibility garments blowing a loud-ass whistle, motorists will just do what you direct them to do, even if they donāt have to.
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Do you blow the whistle before or after you commence with rape Brian?
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I donāt use that whistle.
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this is the best
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Kinder surprises, yes.
Kinder joy, no. That hazelnut chocolate is the shit.
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Just to be clear here, kinder surprise is banned in the US but itās legal to fuck your dog in half the states?
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What? No way.
*looked it up. Guess beastiality is legal in a few statesā¦ wtf. New Mexico, Wyoming, west Virginia and Hawaii.
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