Ostriches: Will you fuck it or will it fuck you? Stay tuned to find out

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I did your mom’s site too, must have been around the same time

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Or you send me his next order of 6380s and I’ll send him my 6355s

The perfect plan

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I tried to tell Dad an obituary on Wix was tacky.

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This entire thread has kept me happy throughout the whole day.

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fuck you im happier

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That’s usually what happens after you get fucked by me

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I thought police report first.

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Stitches usually are needed, so EMTs first

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Fuck you Eric, I made your mum so wet that FEMA deployed a 24 hour infantry unit to stack sandbags around my bed.

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That’s what she said…oh wait

Dad?

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This is what we do at esk8news

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I’m not shy… let’s get weird!

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It’s not rape, it’s surprise sex!

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I’m not going in there. I just heard you say, “Baby wants seconds, nanny yumyum.”

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This is just how I flirt with boys.

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You will do as your mom says!

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{some normal comment}

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I did. I tossed the strap on, the frit lube, and the fresh diapers in there. Hope it all fits you.

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banned! banned until @torqueboards shows us his face.

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@longhairedboy Are you flirting with me?

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