well… maybe a little…
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Sounds like a Tuesday night at @Senders place
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I’m not above giving a dying women’s final wish!
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If he starts putting his hair up into pigtails, you have your answer.
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Speaking of which, Hey Bill-
How long until the sex tourism visa expires?
(PS: is this in the lounge yet?)
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I would 100% take that trade. Dude even used an anonymous website hosting name when I tried to cyber stalk him
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I hope nobody’s subscribed to my shopping cart… I’ve got some terrible things in there
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Good man, Mr. Hands. Just tell her to go easy on the first few thrusts. Even your oft-pummeled sphincter might have trouble accommodating “The Secretariat.”
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Never. I get him close and then request p group welds. Rinse. Repeat. When the pack finishes, he finishes.
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Your nutsack is safe with me! Bring on the spam
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Indefinite. I trade back-alley sex changes for extensions.
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Man, I’m playing chess and you keep sticking checkers on the board.
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Hey now… I was a innocent bystander who got dragged into this mess!
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That’s not me!
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Yeah who is this random homie you have as your profile pic
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