Ostriches: Will you fuck it or will it fuck you? Stay tuned to find out

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I’m suprised. Rigamortis would have explained a few things about last night.

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She just lied there like a plank

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This guy gets it

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yeah but it supports 56k.

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She told me she had a dream that she was using a tampon for the first time since the labial cancer.

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Side effects include migraines and blinding rage

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that should be printed on the sales receipts at Enertion

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send him some of your 2016 motor mounts and make him ride them for a really long time.

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Well at least they got their priorities straight. I was worried that it support dial up .

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56K is dialup. you are banned until @BillGordon 's mom is dead.

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I heard the clatter of a bedpan hitting the floor, so I think Myke is in there with her right now. Two for one special.

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@anon54720240 I should PM you let you know “YOU FORGOT THIS IN YOUR CART” :slight_smile:

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I’m guessing these prizes are kept in the same place Enertion keeps their Raptor2 110% money back guarantee.

:kissing_heart:

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@DerelictRobot I’m guessing you didn’t win :rofl:

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Implying someone has.

Okay, Dexter gets picked on enough. Who’s next?

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I meant I was worried it WOULDN’T support it. Ofcourse I know 56k is dial up…thats why I said it.

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Sean. He says your BJs are HJs with hovermouth.

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that’s why YOUR FACE

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A retarded one?

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Glass houses broseph, your website is like one step up from a backpage escort’s personal Wix site. :kissing_heart:

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