lemme see them drag race!

[poastoast]

Alrighty tighty!

DRAG RACING!

Let’s see how fast you can do 0-20, 0-30, 100m dash, anything you’d like to show off your board!

• some basic rules
  1ft rollout is NOT allowed, so no dick measuring from the cheeks
  please use the flatest ground you can run, let’s try to keep it keep it below 3% grade!
  of course, be safe! I’m not responsible if you go fast and eat ass!

using a dragy or racebox (racebox is better) will help improve your accuracy! It is NOT required tho! so long as you can prove your times!

post whatever metric you wanna share, your times, slopes if possible, logs, power output, all the good stuff!

0-20 LEADERBOARD

place	time	split	board	who
	0.94	+0.00	Stoog?	@R2trivv
:	0.99	+0.05	stop resisting	@poastoast
:	1.01	+0.07	Stoogenetic	@zero_ads
• __ •	1.04	+0.10	Nyan Cat	@SquishyCat
• __ •	1.06	+0.12	Archangel	@Ash
• __ •	1.08	+0.14	lmao topmount	@HAIRYMANJACK
• __ •	1.09	+0.15	RaceBro	@Dinnye
• __ •	1.17	+0.23	Stooge V5	@fessyfoo
• __ •	1.21	+0.27	Ankle Wreacher	@tuckjohn
• __ •	1.27	+0.35	zoomi boi	@Shadowfax
• __ •	1.34	+0.40	Brady Cruiser V1	@TZDKB
• __ •	1.36	+0.42	Downside Up	@JeffyJ
• __ •	1.40	+0.46	RallyBro	@Yeahthatperson
• __ •	1.42	+0.48	antarctic	@ARCTIC
• __ •	1.48	+0.54	_____	@Tasventouras
• __ •	1.48	+0.54	Roci	@jack.luis
• __ •	1.54	+0.60	Inazuma	@ShutterShock
• __ •	1.55	+0.61	Bao	Bao?
• __ •	1.56	+0.62	Mach 1 proto	@Tony_Stark
• __ •	1.57	+0.63	100mph magnetic	@Skyart
• __ •	1.58	+0.64	Can Traction	@Dinnye
• __ •	1.59	+0.65	Raijin Blade	@sugandese
• __ •	1.66	+0.72	Squall 1	@Evwan
• __ •	1.67	+0.73	120 A Tabor	Hoyt
• __ •	1.79	+0.85	Magnetic R	@Skyart
• __ •	1.84	+0.90	Pete’s Board	Pete
• __ •	~1.9	+0.96	Cute	@Heathlewis
• __ •	1.91	+0.97	________	@Goride65
• __ •	1.95	+1.01	lacrocs	@Shadowfax

0-30 LEADERBOARD

place	time	split	what	who
	1.59	+0.00	Stoog?	@R2trivv
	1.64	+0.05	lmao topmount	@HAIRYMANJACK
	1.66	+0.07	Archangel	@Ash
• __ •	1.68	+0.09	Stop Resisting	@poastoast
• __ •	1.71	+0.12	DemonGeese	@zero_ads
• __ •	1.85	+0.26	Ankle Wreacher	@tuckjohn
• __ •	1.86	+0.28	Stooge?	@fessyfoo
• __ •	2.05	+0.46	Nyan Cat	@SquishyCat
• __ •	2.18	+0.59	RallyBro	@Yeahthatperson
• __ •	2.21	+0.62	Downside Up	@JeffyJ
• __ •	2.26	+0.67	Antacric	@ARCTIC
• __ •	2.29	+0.70	_____	@Tasventouras
• __ •	2.58	+0.99	Nyan Cat	@SquishyCat
• __ •	~2.6	+1.01	Cute	@Heathlewis
• __ •	2.60	+1.01	Mach 1 proto	@Tony_Stark
• __ •	2.62	+1.03	Raijin blade	@sugandese
• __ •	2.90	+1.31	________	@Goride65
• __ •	3.64	+2.05	Inazuma	@ShutterShock

0-40 LEADERBOARD

place	time	split	what	who
	2.27	+0.00	Stoog	@R2trivv
	2.36	+0.09	Archangel	@Ash
	2.44	+0.17	Ankle Wreacher	@tuckjohn
• __ •	2.61	+0.34	DemonGeese	@zero_ads
• __ •	3.34	+1.07	stoog	@fessyfoo
• __ •	3.57	+1.30	stoog	Bwandon
• __ •	3.73	+1.46	Downside Up	@JeffyJ
• __ •	3.77	+1.50	Stop Resisting	@poastoast
• __ •	~3.8	+1.53	Cute	@Heathlewis
• __ •	4.87	+2.60	________	@Goride65

100m LEADERBOARD

place	time	split	what	who
	6.10	+0.00	DemonGeese	@zero_ads
	6.72	+0.62	stooge V5	@fessyfoo
	6.82	+0.72	Stop Resisting	@poastoast
• __ •	7.25	+1.15	VESC™ based board	@JeffyJ
• __ •	8.09	+1.99	P1	@ShutterShock
• __ •	8.52	+2.42	Nyan Cat	@SquishyCat
• __ •	10.12	+4.02	Raijin blade	@sugandese
• __ •	12.58	+6.48	RallyBro	@Yeahthatperson
• __ •	13.50	+7.80	RaceBro	@Dinnye
• __ •	13.90	+7.80	RaceBro	@Dinnye

[jack.luis]

Post the Roci’s time please

also the tabor

[SquishyCat]

Gonna rob a bank so I can get my hands on a racebox, I wanna go fast and eat ass

[poastoast]

i got a wholllle lotta board done during Carve PDX, however, i lost which launch was associated with which board… but here’s the 0-20s that i got for them!

lmao i forgot to send it

[poastoast]

here’s my own board! it’s dog water

[Sk8tedad]

Oh I will play ( checks supplemental insurance& where I am with medical copay for the year)

[poastoast]

we got lits of hoyt boards here

Bao’s board took the lead for one night! and then
@jack.luis came in and fixed his hoard now it’s in the lesd for me lol

[poastoast]

damm discourse not liking my uploading the pics

there we go

[ApproachCautiously]

Where is the category for fastest time to go from 0 to hitting your face on a curb hard enough to break a bone?

You’ll just have to trust me about the timing since I don’t have fancy recording boxes and I’m not doing that again

[poastoast]

@ShutterShock
@Yeahthatperson

i know y’all got timing boxes

[ShutterShock]

Boi where’s my credit!!11!!1 Stealing my idears

Bunch of data in my latest video for reference:

Exway Peformance Mega Comparison! PSPEC SCORE for Atlas Pro, Flex Pro, Ripple, etc

I started doing 0-20 testing in 2021 with my Revel kit review, and added the 100m sprint about 8 months ago. Awesome data to share!

My best time so far is 2.11 seconds 0 to 20 on my Inazuma raceboard. Photo uploading now

[poastoast]

i never heard of your idea cause i’ve never seen your website

that said, this is just an archive, you can take any info that ends up on here

[ShutterShock]

I talked about it all the time in the chat - and it’s been in my videos since 2021 lol
But I suppose I shouldn’t assume you watch them haha

Anyway - see above for my best time so far. The 30mph is not really my best because I let off the throttle before reaching it, but might as well add it too. Same for the 328ft, that’s DEFinitely nowhere near the best for that board because I let off before halfway there.

See reference graphs in video for comparison, the Atlas pro did a 9.20 100m sprint, with my 14s raceboard taking the first place before, at 8.09

Also we should all be aware that rider weight makes a huge difference. I would love to have poast try my board and see what the difference is between our launch times. I should be able to get at least one fair comparison by doing a launch myself with the Hoyt Tabor at the same amps that it was when he tried it.

Once I do my tabor review, I’ll have that data to compare as well.

“driver mod” as the car boys call it lol

[ShutterShock]

You can do it using a gopro pretty easily. Phone GPS is not accurate nor precise enough at all and I don’t think should be considered an option for getting on this chart

Gopro used to be 18hz refresh rate, but then got lowered to 10hz… for reasons.

dragy, like I have is 20hz, and racebox mini is 25hz since it’s a bit newer.

Phones are… about 1hz lol

[ApproachCautiously]

You missed the part where I said I’m not doing it again so it would have to use my phone gps (i let google maps record where I go 24/7 for science) and how long I think it took

the rest of the info is helpful for people wanting to participate for the safe categories that are up there already

[Yeahthatperson]

RallyBro Aug 29, 2023

[ShutterShock]

Oh my god

Seriously? How is that thing so fast
Isn’t that faster than heath? I’m so confused haha

Also. There was a stooge video somewhere with 0 to 40 times. Can’t find it though

[jack.luis]

Keep trying so, only 0.02 off needed to beat @fessyfoo !

[poastoast]

@ShutterShock

I talked about it all the time in the chat

but hey, i tested at least… 13? boards? for sure in the span of 2 days sooooo

for what it’s worth cash me an

independent tester

i don’t watch anyone

[Yeahthatperson]

Ahem @poastoast