I remember this one time about 5 minutes ago… I gave this guy that hangs around my neighborhood a $20 bill. “Stinky Pete” as I’ve named him. He then proceeded to tell me that he will rape and pillage my home/family and that Nazis are alive. Fuck…
You just hired a hitman on yourself for 20 bucks. Damn that’s cheap.
Not the first time I’ve heard this… ![]()
You overpaid man. Around here you refuse to pay panhandlers and they can rapid-swear for five minutes straight. They don’t even repeat themselves.
Thats such a good story. Imagine the cop. Hey bro watch this. DARTH VADER PULL OVER
both in the car pissing themselves laughing.
I had a cop pull me over so he could have a go on my board. Evolve rider. Couldn’t believe the speed I was going and wanted to try it out. Cop in full uniform bat utility belt gun etc hammering down the street on my rig. I was kind of in bewildered awe. Came back and said take it easy and drove off.
I think I know this guy
I remember this one time I…
broke another diye truck, this time it DIDNT just snap and I was able to limp home (this time it was caused when the mount landed on a big rock after bouncing onto a small kerb after with a ollie)
it was a day of destruction (this happened the ride after I swapped out the truck lol)
Wait, did he consider himself a Nazi or was calling you a Nazi?
I remember this one time I forgot to charge my remote. The battery ran out after 6 km. I called my wife to rescue, only to find out I took the car keys with me. 
It was mostly uphill all the way back so I couldn’t even push. 
Then the rain started.

I already hated spiders. Now I hate them more 
I couldn’t make it out. He was screaming so loud that I basically fast walked back to my place.
Not me, my buddy.
4WD 190kv 6374 with unity in the back and two focbox in the front. Pressed down the switch to turn off unity to run 2WD. See how it goes.
Of course unity’s push to start turned on and board became 4WD mid ride. Fall backwards with no injury lol.
I remember this one time I thought motors were hard to break… Untill I was riding home yesterday with @ARetardedPillow and I broke a new 6374 in 4 miles… (Almost all the magnets loose…)
Uhhh that had to be a cheap ass motor correct?
Yeah, its a c6374, but don’t say buy cheap buy twice cause @ARetardedPillow will prove you wrong with his box o motors.
But i expected it to last at least 20 miles before the magnets detached lol
I remember when I was updating my focbox firmware and accidentally selected hardware version 48. Proceeded to detect motor and met with some fiery excitement… 
This one time I bottlenecked a 400a demand with 200a of battery, knew better but went for it anyway. sag-sag-reset
!!!CrAcK!!!











