I’d donate a testicle to a few people on here
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I could actually use one for my mantle.
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Am I one of them 
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As long as it’s not a you or the dog situation 
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I snapped a blade of my 3D printer fan with my side cutters, trying to snip off some spaghetti. Horrible vibrations. Snapped one off the other side (roughly cuz only 7 blades) and been printing like that ever since, it’s just got some bass now 
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I’ve employed the same tactic on my gf’s PC, where I snapped of a blade from the intake fan. Runs fine for like 1 ½ years now. 
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Tried it on my Asus ROG 1080 and found out the hard way they they have an odd number of blades.
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… you haven’t just printed a new blade hub?
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get that non-lazy shit right outta here, man
My favourite instagram page lately has nothing to do with esk8.
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Ahh yes, the login page
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I’ve never been friends with a full-on creep before.
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The login page seems to be super popular these days, lots of folks linking it.
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I thought better of you. Disappointed. But I get it.
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Of course you haven’t Bill, you’ve never had friends at all.
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A mom can be a friend. 
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I just had an interesting moment in my life.
Sunday evening, as always alone in my apartment.
I stood in the kitchen, held a tub of ice cream and shoved it into my face. In the middle of it i look out of the window, across to the neighbors house and see a dude getting sucked off on his balcony.
How different lifes can be huh?
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But all that is irrelevant in the grand scheme of things
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Was he staring lustily at your ice cream?
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You’ll be there one day, buddy. I believe in you. Sucking dick is not that hard.
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