Rules:
A distant relative has died and left you 2,500 esk8eroos. What do you buy and why?
(And god, please no depressing "I would buy baby formula for my starving infant’ bullshit. This is a dream scenario cooked up by a doinkstain on a forum for amusement, not a place for your GoFundMe link.)
For me:
A chocolate Hoyt St with extra batteries.
Why:
Because if I tried for a mistress, my wife would 100% go murder/suicide. This is the next best thing.
Welder and 3d printer. Those are the 2 things that would save me so many headaches when building
Two 1oz Krugerrands
Hookers & blow.
@Kellag esk8 has taught me that there are some things in life money just can’t buy.
Like brand new pink Electric Flywheels with aluminum press-fit 41T pulleys
I want a hooker that takes this kind of money XD
41t goddamn
Technically it can 
I mean for the pink Flywheels, it can!
I’d pimp out @BillGordon for a couple of weeks to make up the difference and buy a LaCroix Lonestar, then leave Bill laying in the gutter when I’m done with him 
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My wife once told me she would never get a divorce, the option of a life sentence for murder was still on the table, but not divorce. I believe her .
If you have the patience to take a quarter at a time, I applaud you.
I would send @skunk a new ESC for his broken board. Then I would build a mental board. I have too many boards in my head and not under my feet!
ROFL, coffee snort, damn you
Lol thanks bud
A mental board, I like that. I have a collection of about 12
I’d pay to go back to school so I can get a better paying job so I can actually afford this hobby/lifestyle.
Go to a trade school man, can’t reccomend enough
lottery tickets 
That’s the plan currently. Gotta wait until spring for the course to start
