Stumbled upon this guy. He has tons of broken bones and so made this to push rocks out of the way. He said he has a patent.
The whale tail on the rear is purely cosmetic
Analog longboard, Pikes Peak Hill Climb edition
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The de-ankler ™
I wanna see the patent for “a novel method of scaring the piss out of local wildlife” or whatever tf he calls it
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Same principle as a cowcatcher on a locomotive, seemed to work there so it probably works here as well? Until you hit a hill or bump at least.
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The scoop is foam, unless you manage to get it caught underneath your front wheels you’d likely be fine.
Fellas, this man is a misunderstood genius.
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