The Untruths of ESK8

3DS gears dont break.

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“Andrew will still be there in the morning”

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Psychotiller knows what he does.

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I’m still waiting for him to come back from the dispensary… :cry: It’s been two years, guess the line was really long.

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Electric skateboard.builders is the superior forum

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I bully

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Tubes are an inferior structural element

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@torqueboards best in class customer service

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4wd halves your range :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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“Flexy decks are bad for going fast”
(*most are but with proper construction I’d argue they are better)

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I will get girls with my board

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#mannergate was a setup :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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helmets are for pussies

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All vesc based escs are vesc…

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(Enter product or brand name here) is great because its never failed for me specifically…

and/or I am heavily financially invested into it and lying to everybody else about how great this product is makes me feel better about my own shitty purchase

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your wand has never gone bad after being looked at the wrong way???
you get cutouts??? no way! I could never!

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Thanks for your OSRR review, Alfonso.

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“hot glue blocks RF because of its’ water content”

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FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

-no one ever

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FEELING ATTACKED

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