A standard biology book in Württemberg. 
So he’s learning both languages?
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No, he’s learning in German. In reviewing homework, I’ll tell what things are in English, but his school is 100% German…except for English class, but that doesn’t count because it’s British English instead of correct English.
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those were colourful condoms on the left page
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shots fired
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How dare you butcher these words.
Through
Colour
Aluminium
Programme, okay I agree this one is dumb.
It’s more simple than that in German grade school learning British English. My son is given a spelling test and he gets half of them wrong when he thought this class was going to be easy.
It’s Mum, not mom
Football not soccer
Table tennis not ping pong
And he’s expected to understand cricket!
ask me
Yep. (go to your phone…)
‘correct’ English is correct, where it is spoken. Take your focus to accents and slang. 
words like this make German seem hard to learn lol
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contraceptive method
Here is another nice German word :
rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
( Cattle marking and beef labeling supervision duties delegation law )
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lol and lel
10 jason
Did some government official forget the spaces in the sentence, and just called it a word?
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The German language is multifaceted. You can create endless words that are valid and still make “sense”
Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft =
association of subordinate officials of the head office management of the Danube steamboat electrical services.
Those words are obviously some exceptions but we do have some other more normal but long words.
We also have
Ich, du, er, sie, es, wir, ihr, sie. der, die, das.
Basically different pronouns/genders for the same object depending on singular or plural
Das Auto, die Autos - the car/s
Der Pfannenwender, die Pfannenwender - the spatula
Der Ball, die Bälle - the ball/s
Here some more fucked up words.
(can’t say i have ever heard them, but they exist)
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Is that a fucking math formula for putting together words…
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Not really. Its using these words instead of the values they represent.
for example you take your money (mgkz) and substract gross ( fgkz) you get Net ( rfgkz )
(Words in the brackets are just as an example)
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Scrabble is probably not that fun with words like those.
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No way man Bells is bigger than Waimea, bro
…sorry wrong quote.
about time Keanu caught a break, big things are going to happen for him now, i can feel it
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It’s actually Ukrainian history book
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