He almost burned their home down at one point. He’ll find a way around this new hurdle.
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theres no way getting around this, this time. Lol
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calling dibs on the teeth
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Just tell them to focus on recovery first and then the politics can come later 
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Super safe and way stylish
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Looks like so much fun
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Be funny as fuck when disabled people start using it because it’s compact and maneuverable just to find that when the battery dies they are dumped on the street like @DerelictRobot when his girlfriend has a man over.
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Jokes on you, my girlfriend isn’t interested in men.
… shit.
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ANDREW HAS NO PENIS. Get fucked.
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Nice execution. You’re doing terrific.
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What could cause a scratch like that on your monitor?
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We moved house and the removal guys said “Hey man, you’ve paid us thousands of balloons to move your shit accross town and we have the specialized boxes and packaging to move your equipment with us, want us to do that?”
And I said “No worries blud, I’ll hastily chuck this shit in the back of my car wrapped in some jeans and a blanket of hope. That will surely be safer”
Result? Got kucked by my own jeans.
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universe 1
Brent 0
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Rekt.
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Oh I thought it was a touch screen and you forgot you just had you nails done.
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As if having a mani-pedi is unacceptable, it’s 2020, my nails are fucking glorious.
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Sure, Just be gentle with touch screens and condoms
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Be honest, you forgot you weren’t on mobile and tried to click the like button on one of my posts.
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