my lips are so beyond fucked right now 
Someone offered me chapstick and my dumbass said no
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I was getting low on salt there and dehydrated too, had to ho get the saltiest snacks one day when i realized it and was all “did they skip the salt on these fretos??” Until it clicked . Started salting the crap out of breakfast and it fixed me up. Also ran through a chapstick too because i used half of it up my nose to stop nose bleeds.
Fun to visit but it m not built for that, i am a creature of the rainforest
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I stole hudson’s chapstick the whole weekend 
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Same 
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Isn’t Vegas like next to the ocean?
I live next to the same ocean and it’s not that dry at all.
Plus videos of Vegas online always show a ton of greenery and fountains.
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Google is free…
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It’s a state away from the ocean in the middle of the desert. Dry AF.
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If ((they)) don’t use it why should I?
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They passed around pictures of his fuck up as well as a shot of him on the ground after flopping out the cab on his ass. Can you imagine? Every person on the job held the pics in hand and chuckled
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at least he didnt get shitcanned, he must be loved
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Duuuude.
Mad Max on Dualitys sounds really dreamy…
How far from the ground is the baseplate?
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Geography is best not served by google lately, looking at you gulf of mexico. Best to use a 1970s globe at your local library as it will be more accurate and less ego stroking today’s distraction. Remember freedom fries? And the french were right about wmds too.
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Roasted.
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Chris always brings the light-hearted rizz
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strange looking wing suit.
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Even stranger looking fleshlight
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I know you Australians are tough.
But I would not recommend sticking your dick in there…
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Don’t threaten me with a good time
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