Probably because your intended sarcasm was all too real a scenario, easily seen as being completely sensible by a distressingly large number of people.
Not commenting on that to make sure others knew it was a bad idea would be irresponsible.
Our posts will not always be seen the same way by every person. Understanding that, and having respect for the different viewpoints and approaches others might have, is important. But I know this idea might go over some peopleās heads. 
They donāt call you Mr. Smarty Farts for nothing! I agree with what you said!
Yep, you responding seriously reminded me of that. 
But, TBH, it got me thinkingā¦
Perhaps there is some way to have a small sanding disk (Dremel?), on a foam base so it conforms to the cell, mounted down like that milling bit that you could pass down a row of cells in a holder/vise.
Essentiallyā¦a safer version of that milling approach. Making it sort of an assembly line. Probably not worth the effort but I always seem to end up trying to think of some way to safely speed up the process. Itās so repetitive so it just irks me that it canāt be faster. 
Youād think that, but the man himself said that the cells vary too much in hight. So youād probably have to make a slightly squishable base?
If you wanna check it out, hereās the full video. If you donāt know Marco already, heās a legend.
Thanks for the link. It popped up in my Recommended videos but I hadnāt seen it.
Yea, agreed, I mentioned using a foam base. The sanding disk would have to be quite thin tooā¦probably too thin to last.
Maybe a stone would work, like a benchgrinder, but on it head. 
Too hard, it wouldnāt shape itself to the curves of the cellās top and bottom.
I know that there are sand paper sponges
Party on a board 
do you have any videos of you riding with the music on please share 
not riding but the music on
both hands are occupied when riding. right is remote, left is accessory remote to control everything - mainly used for turn signals when riding. Iāll film with my phone for a bit in my hand when riding but I donāt have a mount or stick.
Howās your accessory remote set up? Iād love to read a thread about your accessory system.
Pretty much everything is detailed in my boardās thread but itās quite spread out. All parts are listed in the first post. Essentially I use a 433mhz receiver and transmitter (generic car remote key fob). The receiver is connected to my Arduino mega 2560 pro which is the brains/OS for all my accessories. Then all the lights have switches made of MOSFETS, triggered by the Arduino.
Iād be willing to help you,if you went that route.
(Colorado boys 
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Wow, is that a choo choo?!
No itās a honk honk
i thought thatās and aƦOOUuga
the Neo Honk Honk 
looks like a Ding Ding
What connector is that ?
Also this build reminds me of somethingā¦