Iām working at a prison for a few more months.
The inmates may not have or consume alcohol. Reasonable.
No alcohol containing hand sanitizer. No after shave with alcohol.
Sure, the most intoxicated person I have ever come across in a medical setting got that way from drinking a commercial sized bottle of lemon food flavoring. 2 litters of it on a ship.
Items sent to inmates by are screened and confiscated. They may appeal.
The staff came and asked me about Cetyl alcohol that was listed as an ingredient in cetaphil.
I laughed bc I thought it was a joke. It wasnāt.
I said it has a long enough carbon chain that itās a waxy material, not a liquid. Happens to have a hydroxyl at the end of the chain. I regretted saying
That sentence out loud, but it didnāt register at all.
āWell, what if you ate a few pounds of it? Could that give you a buzz?ā
āYou would have to eat so much that you would come to medical for dehydration bc you have done nothing but sit on the toilet and shit water and wax.ā
āOkay, itās only a small bottle, he can have the soapā
thank you for taking some sexy pics 
hollow ones break and meltā¦ gotta be solid to dissipate shock/heat 
