Do you remember the taste of water? 
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You mean light beer?
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I bet you were negative too
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Did a scooter poop on you?
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found 'em
https://www.kohls.com/product/prd-2753267/hog-wild-pig-popper
now will somebody find me a mike beard action figure?
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OKā¦ next fool-proof million dollar ideaā¦
I buy a gazillion of theseā¦ we dress 'em in little esk8.news hawaian shirts, afix 'em to Xtingies, and we have esk8.news @wandagoner board-buddiesā¦
maybe pay extraz for laser-beam eyesā¦
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I have a fool-proof billion dollar idea.
Just like your idea, except with Dickosaurus Rex attached to the X-things.
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There is ONLY ONE Dickasaurus on my board, and thatās ME!!!
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pssssssst 3d printing is a thingā¦ nobody is buying dickasaurusā¦
dickasurases were so 2019ā¦
how do you spell dickasaurus?
Bit more of a cunt, TBH.
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Welp, thatās almost certainly because none have been listed in the Parts Market.
Genius, I know.
https://forum.esk8.news/search?q=Dickosaurus%20category%3A14
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really?
thank-you
Iām a firm believer of you are what you eatā¦
asshole
coffee-spit gif ommitted
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That was a quality cock punch.
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it was stored in the vault
k00k from the future:
d00d, get your head outta your ass, relax, get high, esk8 and thinkā¦ honestly youāll get itā¦ just thinkā¦ itās easy if you just thinkā¦
faaaaaak howād you do thatā¦ donāt post that crapā¦ the secret exit outta de-rail jail is hidden in the search functionā¦
I just hope the mods donāt find outā¦
sorry dude, I didnāt know you already answered those camber question this morning when I asked.
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eeeeets ok my brown-brotherā¦ Iāve got shit strewn all about this siteā¦ I was going to make a repositoryā¦
but I canāt find the hold my beer categoryā¦ faaakk Iāve even got shit strewn in thereā¦ creative peeps can be randomā¦ sorry my tiny brain thinks in weird waysā¦
we koolā¦
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