Going with this theme, we should make the last day of this thread super controversial. No one will remember what you say.
Thanks, printed using SLS in Belgium.
Still donāt have my own printer.
I once had an in-school suspension and just had to sit in the co-ordinators office all day.
I rubbed one out in there and squished it into the carpet.
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This is the kind of quality content I was hoping for.
I had this amazing idea to sniff my aunts panties when I was about 15. Got in there and they were so rancid I threw up into the laundry basket. Was a challenging job but I still got it done. #workforyourdreams
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I looked up online how to sext with twenty four year olds. Didnāt realize it required twenty accounts.
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Your tires are facing the wrong way. 
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I did a poo in someoneās laundry basket at a party once.
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Youāre a bad man
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Did you party naked? Just asking since i know what usually happens when you do.
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Not in this particular circumstance, but it has definitely happened before.
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There was a girl in college who was notorious for shitting in random closed rooms at parties. Bet sheās gone fully off the rails by now.
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Never realised you were a girl in college
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No idea. Only happened when blackout drunk. Not sure if it was a medical thing or she thought it was hilarious.
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she has to know that it happened right? someone must have got her on tape or everyone is gonna talk about it?
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No, I never even knew until after college. She was a poop ninja. I only know because my wife was in the same sorority as her and told me years later after we bumped in to her in publicā¦ Alone.
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I leave for 5 minutes and this turns into /esk8 on 4chan.
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They grippier this way
Welcome to esk8.news
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Shouldnāt the new thread be opened b4 this one self destructs?
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