Its an ambiguous one for sure. But its in place for good reason.
Sketbords madafakas
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Actually factually.
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You know what really grinds my gears?
Trying to pee with a boner?
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Usually debris or metal shavingsā¦ your comment arises much harder questionsā¦
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Thank you Iāll be punny all night.
Thatās what Facebook is for. 
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How pissed do you think Zuck is gonna be when literally nobody starts calling it meta?
His Neapolitan rage will be quite stifling, one could imagine.
He updated his profile description again
Its official, I just realized Iām āmiddle agedā, probably been here for 5 years. I never really thought of the label related to age, but it just dawned on me. āOld Fuckā here I come!
Random thought, that is all.
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Age is just a number.
Iām 40 this year. 
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Youāre a kid on the inside man. We all are!
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Fuck all you infants.
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Im not sad about it, just owning it. Feels good to be my true self. When i said 5years, its probably been 10
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I stopped counting at 27. But that may also have to do with the fact that the amount of brain damage by that stage had permanently effected my ability to count
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Exactly how old i was when I started forgetting my age for months at a time
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Fun fact: I always have my remote attached to my waist with a retractable cable.
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