Ostriches: Will you fuck it or will it fuck you? Stay tuned to find out

I can clarify the prices.

We sell two different products and the Armored Hoodie is the one we’ve sold since the beginning of this year for $160 +$30 for all pads.
Now we just released a waterproof Armored Windbreaker Jacket with airflow zippers under the armpits.
The price for this one during the pre order period is including all the pads and the crash replacement insurance for $240.

// Daniel

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$240 isn’t Terrible for crash replacement with the jacket. I like that👍

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The ostrich is going to fuck me alright…

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Have you seen the size of an ostrich egg? Unless you’re hung I’d go peacock maybe goose if you like it rough…

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If the ostrich is going to fuck you it’s best to bury your head in the sand that’s what they do…best not to watch…

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A sick ostrich?

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I will make an omelette out of their ostrich eggs.

Guys, what the fuck

i love it

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I think I read once that an ostrich egg is approximately 12 large chicken eggs.

My mental picture of Dexter is almost complete…

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Just got me armored hoodie at my local motorcycle shop…$105 out the door with the pads included. I’m still saving up for the LZ jacket but this will do for now.

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I’m a little confused as to how I got here, but the title of this thread was too good not to revive it.

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I have no idea what this thread is about, but for the record I would not let my dick anywhere in the open near to an ostrich or an emu

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