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My first victim. I’m mailing the bottle of sperm now Sean.

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It’s only 4:20am here and I’m already excited. You excite me Bret.

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It’s really difficult to put the sperm back inside myself but I’m getting it done. You’re a disappointment

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use it or lose it Sean, mine went off very quickly

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watch out he doesn’t give you crabs

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While this is a great little joke I’ll have you know that the only thing I share in common with cocacola is that we both cum in litres.

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careful with that mate

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How does that…even happen?

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It went in flaccid mate. Have you actually never done this?

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edited a little to stop indignation

Personally I have learnt a lot from ‘superworm’

@Brenternet nah mate ive always just stuck to jill

I guess that guy really likes diet cok(e) though

@magharees, whatever happened to good 'ole batter-dipping the corn dog?

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Do you get Jill drunk and sneak up on her?

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Too soooooooon

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It’s okay, you wont remember it in the morning anyway

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I can’t be lol’ing like this at work without a good excuse first man. Give me a warning next time.

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Pure gold.

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I usally refer to her as 5 finger sally

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