I’m ded 
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The call is coming from inside the house my guy, do you really have this little self awareness?
Like don’t get me wrong, I’m typing this in sparkly nail polish, I’m not exactly a stalwart bastion of traditional masculinity. But I’ve taken plenty of punches from macho dipshits just to prove to them that it doesn’t work. You’re not intimidating, you’re just embarrassing yourself, and if you want to try being physically threatening just give that a go on someone like me and enjoy the jail time like the last guy who decided it was a good plan
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Oooooh this is the guy that places those jbl boomboxes on his skateboard!
There is a video of him somewhere right? Where he made like a giant scoop on his board or something.
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If you have ever tried to pick your nose with a glove on, you will know fingerless is the only way to go.
No nasty dirty taste either, just pure dry snot.
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ithink that is waht is the cylinder on the back of his sparkle ride in the pic. i also hate people who. force me to listen to their madona album, do you want to hear my bad brains collection from my misspent youth? ear buds are a thing
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Hey mr, thats mumblerap for you! And its art! 
unless he blasts dire straits he can go in the back of the group ride for me.
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fuck why why do i keep wrightinh WAHT instead of WHAT, ITS WHAT FFS!!!
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i like dire straights ,and a lot of weird stuff,im from New Orleans so my music collection has most everything, i even like old country, i dont like POP,bellyrubbing music(sorry @glyphiks keep those nipples in your shirt) i assume kpop,hell i bet i hate lots of genres
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didnt we all decide with the poll all of our snozes are full o buggas? no one picks their nose here,or scabs,i certianly dont(wait i gota good one)
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ahh but have you tried full finger cool ranch flavored gloves ?
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But you guys dont understand, this absolute CHAD ALPHA male has TWO boomboxes on ALL his boards guys. How else can we enjoy his music.
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can you guys call me “fuck around an fall down” from now on?
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thats GIGA CHAD ALPHA TO YOU SON
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CLOSE THIS !!!IM HAVING TOO MUCH FUN<THE LAUGHING WILL WAKE THE OLD LADY ITS 4:36AM
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Kevin fucked my wife…
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"I filled in the shipping details and payed. He took my money REAL quick, like it was automated. And there he was, schlong in hand, looking at my wife. And the worst part, she couldnt get her eyes off him. And then it started, the noises she made were out of this world. OH GOD I CAN STILL HEAR IT IN MY MIND. "
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Man I thought I needed meds 
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Let me just leave this here
Love the costume though.
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This dude thought yesterday, i’m gonna march right on over to that forum and tell those cunts what I think.
I don’t think he could ever have imagined the response so far
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we are all being veryimmature, im so proud of you ALL
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oh shit mc chicken strips has something to say he was replying, the anticipation is killing me
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