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How you know this is something we can talk about later. Bet your porn hub history is interesting…

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The internet worries me at times. I should be scared. I’m a black belt in Tae KWAN DO. I’m never coming to America. I’m suppose to stay away from Danger.

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I’d ask if you remember that night you, me and Mike were drinking together, but clearly you don’t.

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ohhh! Lucky Dareno! :rofl::slight_smile::+1::sob::eggplant::eggplant::eggplant::scream:

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No, he was the unlucky one that night. Had to plug him up with a mop head afterward.

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I might not remember but you would.

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You guys have some pretty fancy taste in beer for non Europeans but i prefer the 1664 to the Stella and while we are on the subject, I used to drink the Tooheys new back when I lived in Sydney that’s pretty good too.

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The only 2 beers I drink while home in the uk are 1664 and stella depending on the pub.

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If can get me PCB we can easy reverse engineer and making open for friends.

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Now you strictly drink fosters

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Stella has a very rich history

  • 1366 - Records of taxes exist on Leuven’s Den Horen Brewery, a brewery that is still in existence today.

  • 1708 - Sebastian Artois becomes the master brewer at Den Horen.

  • 1717 - Sebastian Artois gives his name to the brewery.

  • 1926 - Stella Artois was launched initially as a seasonal beer especially for the Christmas holiday market.

  • 1930 - The first Stella Artois beer is exported to the European market.

  • 1960 - 1 million hectoliters of Stella Artois is produced annually for the first time.

  • 1993 - InBev open a new fully automated brewery in Leuven.

  • 2006 - Total production volume reaches over 10 million hectoliters annually.

  • 2013 - Stella Artois beer becomes available in South Africa at a ridiculously high price, and can be partially blamed for Die Antwoord’s ludicrous shenanigans.

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Stella is the beer we export, no one drinks that here.

Better get La chouffe (Mc chouffe), Duvel, westvleteren, Delirium tremens, etc…

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Delirium is the weirdest beer I ever tasted gets you buzzed quick tho.

Edit
Should have known with that pink elephant on the label.

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Thats one of my most liked beers, but i go to the pub here sometimes where they serve over 700 different types of beer.

There are alot more i like but i end up too drunk too remember them afterwards…

Edit: the Tripel Karmeliet is awesome aswell, but be carefull or you wake up in a studenthouse in another city…

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  • 2014 - USA consumed record low levels of Stella the week going in to the World Cup match against Belgium.

I wish more places had it on tap here but dammit I do love those bottles.

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if you had money, just bribe the factory in china and make your own blue colored boxfoxes :stuck_out_tongue:

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@murdomeek I wouldnt go for their personal factory. This would give them a chance to sue me :man_facepalming:
Better to have it reversed anyways as this would allow for possible changes.

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So while I’m waiting to get a drunken ban, others are giving me regular status? @anorak234 did you bump me up?

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Nope, I think you must’ve earned it according to system requirements

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