Hyperion - HYPERION SYSTEMS HAS GHOSTED

They gonna have to make a new profile and start all over again
Keep an eye out for anyone called “@nothyperion

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I wonder who has longer delay times, average communication times, and total amount of product not delivered at this point… These guys, enertion, or psychotiller? At least kaly is smart enough to not take more orders and start batching product that exists.

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Im putting my money on Enertion

oh wait I dont have it yet hgehehhhehehehe

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My guess

  1. Enertion
  2. Kaly & PT
  3. Hyperion
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What would be hilarious is if in a couple months a new vendor named HyperionUSA comes out and starts selling very familiar shit but they claim to be completely different people

Edit: we trust you though @EnertionBoardsUSA

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I would actually fly to Texas

Im a stringbean, but you cant possibly ignore someone on your doorstep for a week :wink:

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Especially if he’s only wearing a strategically-placed gym sock.

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Didn’t someone threaten to do this on the old forum?

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@okp but they settled thier stuff in PM almost the same day

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Yea I think @Z408 wanted to send a hitman out for Cory

Edit NVM. He wanted one for @dirt_bag

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Im no hitman.

Ill just yell obscene things through his windows, ensure his lawn is always covered in leaves and or snow, camp right outside his property lines and make myself as big of a nuisance as possible :joy:

cant be that hard

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Just say In n Out is better than Whataburger and he’ll come out

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Isn’t Texas the place with the motto “if you’ve been warned I can shoot you” ?

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You have a point lol

We are now on a collision course of no return. Used undies PMed.

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Wasn’t he just a peach

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I don’t know what’s better. Ghosting your customers or blaming them for your fuck ups.

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Dirtbag did both. Sent dangerous products. Blamed others, Then gone with people still waiting.

I still wouldn’t consider what hyperion did ghosting. Ghosting is straight up disappearing without a trace and no idea where they went. Like jerry

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Not sure, but he’ll have plenty of time to mull it over in Guantanamo.

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I’m not too far from him then. I’ll tickle his taint for you

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