Has-Ben's Esk8 Retirement Shop

Purchase links added for the duck handle and skate fast eat ass antisink plates. Dick handle should be coming soon, I was informed that the dick is too small to cut, so I have to make it bigger :man_facepalming: I swear I’m a serious professional.

SendCutSend Marketplace is kinda annoying. I have to manually and individually add every single material/coating/color combo, submit it, and wait for human approval (~48hrs). So if there’s a color/coating that SendCutSend offers that you dont see listed here, let me know you want it and I’ll add it.

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Isn’t this the selling point?

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That would imply there are any sales to be had :joy: which I am deeply skeptical about

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Purchase links for all three are now live! Prove me wrong, you degenerates.

I started with just raw brushed aluminum for these, because it’s cheaper for you and easier for me. Like I said above, I have to add each color/surface finish manually as a new SKU and get it approved by SCS Marketplace. So its really tedious.

If you have a color/surface finish that you really want, let me know and I’ll add it.

Here are the color/surface finish options that SCS currently offers. Personally, I recommend powder coating. Anodization is going to be more durable (cant scratch/flake off like powder coating) but it doesnt soften the sharp corners of the metal part. The price increase is the same for both coatings.

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The duck penis is still hilarious

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Needs more penis. For optimal grip. Clearly.

If that turns out to be my most lasting contribution to esk8, I’m gonna lose it

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I can’t decide dick or no dick… Choices…

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Take the dick

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Just picked up one of the handles — the whole process with SendCutSend was super smooth and turned out awesome.

Quick question: what are you guys using for the actual grip (the black handle cover in the pic)? Is there a go-to part you’re sourcing for this?

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3d printed in TPU

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Oh, duh! He even linked the file.

Thank you, sir!

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