I am here to report that the mysterious $0.99 items arrived at my house in 8 days with free shipping.
Butterfly knife is plastic at the blade but the rest is powder coated aluminum. Win.
Flashlight is juuuuuuunk. Obviously this was going to be the case but it’s extra shit. The second you pick it up, you immediately can tell it is hot garbage. Havent bothered opening it up but I’m expecting a coin cell sized battery. Doubt its even a single 18650. The weight is comically off balance. The led/lens area is 99% of the weight. Gave it to my son to replace his Keychain light for late night reading. Probably a loss but hey, 99 cent
Hair trimmer. Cuts my neckline and around my ears as it should. Small and lightweight plastic handle isn’t the most reassuring but that badass dragon surely wont let me down. Win for now.