Maybe Zach ends up with a esk8 girlfriend. 
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Or Maybe he ends up a esk8 girlfriend lol
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You repeated it lol
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Not quite.
You said he gets a girlfriend.
I said he ends up someone’s girlfriend.
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Lol chances are slimer than an Exway
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Given my luck, probably that one
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The only people impressed with my board at college are all guys or professors. 
@ZachTetra what magic did you cast lol.
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yea, you’re right.
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Secrets my guy 
If it makes you feel better I can’t read signals for the life of me… probably gonna end up with backwards progress
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I can’t do signals. Just say: “Nice legs babes, what time do they open?”
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Dear god I do NOT have the genital fortitude to ask that 
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Try, “Sup gurl, wanna go halves on a bastard?”
That’s how I landed my wife and my first child, smashed it.
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Smashing isnt really my thing, boards into curbs or otherwise…but I’ll keep that advice in mind, maybe the opportunity presents itself or something
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@Brenternet ones you finished you erotic novel for you Santi pleas right a book on chat up lines I promis you it will be a Esk8 best seller
Idiot abroad got a tv contract Then @Brenternet goes ESk8 speed dating got to have a welthy backer
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This thread was such a good read
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I mean this whole forum is wild ride will all the clowns that spend too much time loitering around here
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Get your mind out the gutter ffs, she just wants a board.
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That Backfire Mini tho 
pretty deck!
- build cheap board
- she falls down
- save her ass
- ???
- Profit?
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Lol if I had any coordination maybe